Let's Just Suppose

I am not saying any of these things REALLY happened today.  I am just saying that they might have.

Me and Myla and mommy started this morning by going to church.  I had a great time with all my friends.  Afterward we came home because mommy was going to fix dinner for me and grandma and pa.  It was good, especially when I dipped my chicken into ketchup!
Myla was pretty tired and so she fell asleep right after we finished lunch.  Grandma and pa stayed to watch her while me and mommy and daddy went to Grandma Donna's first open house!  I was super excited to walk through the house and even more excited about the back yard!  I had a cookie and thought about all the reasons we should buy that house!  Grandma did a great job showing the house and I just know someone will buy it.  On the way home I told mom and dad all the reasons WE should buy it, but daddy says we don't need to buy a house right now.
Next is where things get a little interesting, if they really happened!  I came home and mommy said it was time for my nap.  She could tell by looking at my eyes that I was very tired and so she tucked me in and then went back to the other room to do some work.  I was really quiet so mommy thought I was sleeping. When she checked on me about an hour later she could tell I was up in my bed.  All seemed well.
When nap time was over I got out of my bed and mommy immediately knew something was off.  First of all, I didn't have a shirt on and my body and hair looked like I'd just gotten out of the shower.  Mommy asked me if I was wet and I told her no.  Through some more investigating mommy discovered that I felt a bit "greasy" and went to check things out.
Taking a look in the bathroom mom noticed something all over the floor, the sink, the toilet (or 'pot' as I like to call it) and the towels.  Taking an even closer look she noticed that the Vaseline jar daddy had used this morning was open.
I am not saying this really happened, but maybe I spent my nap time playing with an entire jar of Vaseline.  And maybe after mommy found everything she had to spend an HOUR trying to get the stuff out of my hair.  And maybe daddy had to take all the sheets off my bed because it was ALL OVER everything.  And maybe mommy had to call grandma to find out how to get the stuff out of my hair.  And maybe grandma had to call the people who cut our hair to get a second opinion.  Then maybe we had to use Dawn dish soap to try and get the stuff out!  And maybe after 2 more washes a bunch came out, but we're going to have to try again tomorrow to get my hair back to normal.   And then maybe mommy had to fix dinner, try to keep sister happy, and clean the bathroom up all at the same time.  And  maybe daddy had to start a load of laundry and keep sister happy when he could.
Like I said, I am not saying any of this really happened...but maybe it did.  And if it did, you can imagine that we are all ready for a good night of rest.